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PRESIDENT
AWAITING BRIBES
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DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN OUTBID
THE PEOPLE
HAVE SPOKEN.
MONEY WON.
A fully transparent, completely unserious government where the biggest bags get the biggest desks.
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OFFICIAL
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*NOT ACTUALLY ELECTED
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ALL PROMISES ARE NON-BINDING
YOUR BAG IS YOUR BALLOT
TRANSPARENCY, BUT WORSE
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In our democracy, every token is a vote and every holder has a path to power. The largest bag becomes President, the second becomes Vice President, and the third commands foreign affairs. Corrupt? Absolutely. Unfair? Never.
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VICE PRESIDENT
VACANT, SOMEHOW
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SECRETARY OF STATE
UNDER INVESTIGATION
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THE OPEN ELECTION
COUNT THE
VOTES
Power is never permanent. Enter a Pump.fun token and reveal who currently controls its government. Buy more, climb the ranks, and peacefully overthrow the administration.
POLLS ARE OPEN
The chain remembers every vote and forgives every bribe.
THE NATIONAL PLATFORM
WE BELIEVE IN
THREE THINGS.
ONE TOKEN, ONE VOTE
We believe in pure democracy: every token counts, every holder matters, and conviction is measured in public.
CORRUPT BUT FAIR
Anyone can buy influence. No backroom deals, no secret donors, no special treatment. The same shameless rules apply to everyone.
POWER MUST MOVE
No office belongs to anyone forever. Build a bigger mandate and the government changes hands without a single coup.
THIS IS SATIRE, NOT CIVICS.
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